Relationship Problems: A Poem

I would like to complain

About the woman known as Jane.

She may be rather plain,

But does she not have a brain?

This old Rochester man

Who claims to want her hand

Does nothing but demand. 

Does Jane not understand?

I doubt it is contentious

That we came to the consensus

That Rochester is pretentious

And far from conscientious. 

If only Jane had viewed

Rochester's true attitude,

She'd be able to conclude

That he's a rude, crude dude.

It is easy to deduce

That Jane is quite obtuse

And uses any excuse

Throughout Rochester's abuse.

Jane thought she'd find her niche,

But she dug herself a ditch.

Rochester may be rich,

But he's a whiny little bitch.

When he doesn't get his way,

Or when people don't obey,

He "flips his shit," so to say,

And that's just not okay.

Although Jane may be strong,

It took her far too long

To realize that all along,

This relationship was wrong.

Now with a relieved inhale,

My opinion will prevail:

On the relationship scale,

This one's an epic fail.